Hilarious dating profile
If you don’t keep on reading, I swear I won’t be upset with you.
I will never know anyway 🙂 Travel, surprises, music, dancing, sports, books, last minute plans, open mind, photography, museum, craziness, spontaneity, going out (but also staying in), sharing, simplicity, respect, flip flops (yes, the sandals), down to earth (however fantasy is also very important), people, casual, word, news, work, sense of humor about yourself, awareness.
) – TV (even if I like one or two shows and some movies) – Superficial people (but same problem as #2…) In addition, if you happen to pronounce the following sentences regularly, we’re definitely increasing the chance of a good match here: “Ok let’s give it a try” “To be honest, I don’t know” “I respect that” “J’adore les escargots” ok this one doesn’t really count either…
🙂 And last (I promise), if you think that Paris is the most beautiful city in the world, I think you should tell our parents to get ready for the wedding 🙂 I am crazy, stupid, and charming.
I plan to become a fantastic dancer for the next time I find myself on an exotic island one night at a Tiki bar somewhere. They gave me a hard time for dropping out of school… We help non-computer nerds with their online businesses. My personal theory on music, is that it is just pure, emotional communication, have you ever listened to a song in another language but still understood on an emotional level, what the song was trying to express? To better understand the importance of combining contrasting qualities check out the dating username guide by clicking here.
It is my dream job, no schedule, no boss and 96.5% free time. I was taught Reiki in Romania, where I lived for two years. Sometimes when I walk by a brick building I will stop and fondle the wall, it reminds me of rock, I have a subconscious urge to climb it… Music can bring emotions out in us and bring us back to emotions that we felt in the past… But now: Here ye, Here ye Knights in Shining Armor, there is something I must inform you about this profile…it is I crave what the poet Richard Siken wrote in “Crush.” But I understand that love is sometimes more like “you fit into me” by Margaret Atwood.
Most women like the notion of being grabbed hard and kissed soft, and this fellow looks like he can get the job done.
Avoided being bitten by vampires, but yes, they do have them there. if your a climber you will know what I mean, and if not… it’s a talent that I wish I had, and emotions are really the most addictive chemicals. I believe in the law of attraction, weird random events that seem to unlikely to be merely coincidence happen more frequently then they should. James Bond is my mentor and The Most Interesting Man in the World is my life coach. Recently my best friend paid me this compliment: “you navigate seamlessly between fun and serious, sensual and sexual, romantic and raunchy”.
I’ll take you climbing a few times and you will be doing it too. I spent a number of years in my early 20’s road tripping and meditating. You can get a grasp of what I’m like from my friends prospective from this quote, and the “raunchy” part I hope is more about my sense of humor. Six things I could never do without: I used to say the ocean/beach, but I’ve since learned that I would give up the beach for some daily spooning. If everyone Wang Chungs tonight, what would tomorrow be like?
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